A little funnier than most of it's ilk: http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~cojofl/pictures/pwned.jpg
Test if you're gay: http://koti.mbnet.fi/gale/4chan/flash/gay_test_game.swf
Boten Anna (Anna the Bot) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ Lyrics: http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/130788/Basshunter+-+Boten+Anna.html
A guy is a bit pissed off at the computer. (This is old, but now with subtitles) http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1154261526/Angry_German_With_Subs
Man, if I had one these I'd hever have to chop wood again: http://lajli.gau.hu/~lajbi/kepek/misc/.slide_brutalizer.jpg
Wouldn't want to be driving: http://www.kuljetusnelio.fi/images2006/ww3.jpg
Dear Penis http://dagobah.dy.fi/flash.php?nimi=dearpenis.swf
Largest void in known universe: http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/?cat=19
Why the terrorists hate America: http://static.flickr.com/49/158957049_6b01f10a28_o.gif
Samuel L. Jackson coaching junior hockey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8s6aid04pw
If you're bored http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17145
Strange statues: http://haha.nu/funny/strange-statues-around-the-world
Korgoth of Barbaria http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaQX-Rj5ZpM&search=korgoth
Aiti (olen pannu) by Rautakanki http://www.mikseri.net/music/play.php?id=154034&type=dl Ihan saatanan hyva
Rocky training to fight against Ivan Drago http://www.metacafe.com/watch/113559/rocky_4_training/ "No pain"
Vielako on villihevosia? Ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii mustalaisnainen. Vangita kartanon herrankin vapaus voi. Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi? Ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii mustalaisnainen. Vangita kartanonherrankin vapaus voi. Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi. Ja keskiyolla kaakosta tuulee, kun hevoslauma pustalla nelistaa. Sulje silmas ja leudot luoteistuulet, sinut leirin haajuhlan keskelle nelistaa. Siella morsian tummista tummin juuri hiuksiinsa kukkaiskruunun saa ja silloin sattuu se ihme kaikkein kummin, sinut sulhasekseen morsian haluaa. Ala pakoon lahde, vapauden mustaa hurmaa. Siihen yhtyy koko raiskyvan musta yo Ala enkeliltasi sisinta sielua surmaa, ala julmaa teraa sykkivaan sydameen lyo. Vielako on villihevosia, ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii mustalaisnainen Vangita kartanonherrankin vapaus voi Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi Vielako on villihevosia, ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii mustalaisnainen Vangita kartanonherrankin vapaus voi. Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi
Muistoissain yha rinnallas kuljen Hymyhuules suudelmin suljen Paasi muistan, keltaisen oljen Murheissain ma maata poljen Elsa, olet kohtalon lapsi. Rakas tytteli mulle, taa on lauluni sulle Elsa, kohtalon lapsi. Koskaan, koskaan en sua unhoittaa voi. Kesan keiju se silloin karkeloi suviyossa. Sinisilmasi loistivat tahtien vyossa. Sydamemme yhdessa onnesta loi, Niina-polle niitylla heinia soi. Yossa kaipaan lohdutusta. Kuljen, etsin unohdusta. Mielen tayttaa murhe musta. Mull' on paassa kuva susta. Elsa, olet kohtalon lapsi. Rakas tytteli mulle, taa on lauluni sulle.
The best performance of Total Eclipse of the Heart ever http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4462791062611472906&q=total+eclipse
A new video by shakira http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/16141/Shakira_Spoof_Video.html
Sex And The City, Matrix Style http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/14577/Sex_And_The_City_Matrix_Style.html
Shark vs. Octopus, the shark doesn't stand a chance http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3077330386558492499&q=octopus+shark
Don't try this at home http://www.vinland.com/Towboat.html
They know what is what, but they don't know what is what They just strut What the fuck
Did you know, that the song Delilah is about a jealous man who knifes his two timing girlfriend to death?
Haha. Nyt meni viimeinenkin uskottavuuden ripe prekariaateilta: Lainaus sivulta http://perustulo.blogspot.com/2006/05/perustulo-faq-versio-11.h tml Tyovoiman nakokulmasta ei ole niin suurta valia, miten paaomapiirit jarjestavat perustulon maksamisen. Kunhan maksavat. :) Aika tuubaa
Ei saatana http://www.clipjunkie.com/Nice-boobs-vid11.html
That's gotta hurt http://www.clipjunkie.com/Fat-boy-owned-vid17.html
Don't fuck with fat ladies: http://www.leakingpen.com/?disp=item&id=1617
A movie (about Mormons!) I'd like to see: http://www.leakingpen.com/?disp=item&id=525
Gayness, blindness, it's all the same http://www.random-good-stuff.com/random_good_stuff/2006/05/gay_blind_its_a.html
A little like Kyo and Aiwe's night drinking out, this image is about a pig's adventure: http://static.flickr.com/27/96532951_1039f9dd33_o.jpg
If you're lousy at folding shirts, try this: it works http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRGSwsrR9J0
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Shakespearean insulter: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
Poker rooms that give you free money (typically $10) to start playing -- with no strings attached. parbet.com, when you register through pokerisivut.com The Gaming Club poker Crazy vegas poker
Learn to play poker with Bill Fillmaff's Secret System: http://www.billfillmaff.com/
Child Support Agency The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's name details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, it takes the prize. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me. 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
Need some filler material for your essay? Borrow from these analogies: http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/analogies.html
State of the union: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml
Stiff nipples air conditioning: http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/stiff2.htm
Donald Duck is a dirty pedophile: http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/donald.htm
The moon conspiracy revealed! It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you. Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night! Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
What you've always wanted to know: How to draw bubble letters http://wiki.ehow.com/Draw-Bubble-Letters
Juontajalla pettää pokka: http://media.exbyte.net/media/videos/e3d8d69de84a5c01fd943a53eca8ced6.wmv
Unsual ways to die: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths I like in particular: # # 1327: King Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was murdered by having a red-hot iron shoved up his anus.**
Absolutely hilarious site, just wait through the intro: http://www.zombo.com/
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
As a warning for all the singles out there: http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
Quotes from the url above "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him." "The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."
Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **
# Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?" # Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."**
My Girlfriend Took Up Poker by zero The girlfriend took up poker, I can't believe its true; She started online yesterday And I'm not sure what to do.... She's already cost us money, She's a hundred dollars down; She says its 'cause she's had no luck - All I do is frown. She thinks she's tight/aggressive, I wish that she were passive - Even with a nine and four I see her raising massive! With every face card she must raise, She says its 'cause they're "pretty"! I just cringe and walk away And sit and watch the footy. She doesn't like the Ace of spades 'Cause its an "ugly" card; I watched her muck it with a king And almost hit her - HARD! She says that it is "boring" To be dealt a pocket pair; I watched her folding bullets And tore out half my hair! In a hand against "SadRabbit" She had him fully beat, But she wouldn't "take advantage" 'Cause she thought his name was "sweet"! If she holds the nuts she will not bet: She thinks that its "unfair"! And when re-raised she always calls 'Cause she's "got chips to spare"! Now she's thinking of NO LIMIT!! She thinks it might be fun!!! - I'm going through my chest of drawers, I'm looking for my gun!! Downstairs and armed and dangerous, Although it may be mean, I take my aim and fire twice.......... And blow away the scr
The Men Commandments: http://home.earthlink.net/~tgibson78/data/
The euphemism generator: http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
Are gas prices getting you down? Just use dead cats instead: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html
Rock Paper Scissors, only with fifteen positions: http://www.umop.com/rps15.htm
For the mudders who don't know how to dance: http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/
Hear Bush tell the truth: http://www.bushspeech.org/ (Use the Load button and select Most popular)
Are you playing the game of satan? http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/
Morning Differences: Men and women are different in the morning. The men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, 'how can he want me the way I look in the morning?' It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Why roleplaying is satanism: http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDanD.html
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
Everything you ever wanted to know about farts: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
Old goodie: http://www.linkworld.ws/funny/monkey/
Song I liked for a long time, but only today found out the name: Poets of the Fall - Late Goodbye
Oh the joys of soundcard: http://www.clickpix.de/horses.htm
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The same story darol told at the cottage: http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-04.html