http://www.masteryofpoker.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyCjB4vs0Jg

http://www.gregpalast.com/how-they-stole-the-mid-term-election

http://begthequestion.info/

A little funnier than most of it's ilk:
http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~cojofl/pictures/pwned.jpg

Test if you're gay:
http://koti.mbnet.fi/gale/4chan/flash/gay_test_game.swf

Boten Anna (Anna the Bot)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQUsp-jxDQ
Lyrics:
http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/130788/Basshunter+-+Boten+Anna.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-univme29TM

A guy is a bit pissed off at the computer. (This is old, but now with
subtitles)
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1154261526/Angry_German_With_Subs

Man, if I had one these I'd hever have to chop wood again:
http://lajli.gau.hu/~lajbi/kepek/misc/.slide_brutalizer.jpg

Wouldn't want to be driving:
http://www.kuljetusnelio.fi/images2006/ww3.jpg

Dear Penis
http://dagobah.dy.fi/flash.php?nimi=dearpenis.swf

Largest void in known universe:
http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/?cat=19

Why the terrorists hate America:
http://static.flickr.com/49/158957049_6b01f10a28_o.gif

Samuel L. Jackson coaching junior hockey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8s6aid04pw

If you're bored
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17145

Strange statues:

http://haha.nu/funny/strange-statues-around-the-world

Korgoth of Barbaria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaQX-Rj5ZpM&search=korgoth

Aiti (olen pannu) by Rautakanki
http://www.mikseri.net/music/play.php?id=154034&type=dl

Ihan saatanan hyva

Rocky training to fight against Ivan Drago
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/113559/rocky_4_training/
"No pain"

Vielako on villihevosia?
Ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii mustalaisnainen.
Vangita kartanon herrankin vapaus voi.
Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi?

Ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii mustalaisnainen.
Vangita kartanonherrankin vapaus voi.
Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi.

Ja keskiyolla kaakosta tuulee, kun hevoslauma pustalla nelistaa.
Sulje silmas ja leudot luoteistuulet, sinut leirin haajuhlan keskelle
nelistaa. 
Siella morsian tummista tummin juuri hiuksiinsa kukkaiskruunun saa
ja silloin sattuu se ihme kaikkein kummin, sinut sulhasekseen morsian haluaa.

Ala pakoon lahde, vapauden mustaa hurmaa. Siihen yhtyy koko raiskyvan musta yo
Ala enkeliltasi sisinta sielua surmaa, ala julmaa teraa sykkivaan sydameen
lyo.

Vielako on villihevosia, ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii
mustalaisnainen
Vangita kartanonherrankin vapaus voi
Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi

Vielako on villihevosia, ja vielako jossain mustalainen, laulaa ja tanssii
mustalaisnainen
Vangita kartanonherrankin vapaus voi. Vielako iltanuotiolla kitara soi

Muistoissain yha rinnallas kuljen
Hymyhuules suudelmin suljen
Paasi muistan, keltaisen oljen
Murheissain ma maata poljen

Elsa, olet kohtalon lapsi.
Rakas tytteli mulle, taa on lauluni sulle

Elsa, kohtalon lapsi. Koskaan, koskaan en sua unhoittaa voi. Kesan keiju se
silloin karkeloi
suviyossa. Sinisilmasi loistivat tahtien vyossa. Sydamemme yhdessa onnesta
loi, Niina-polle niitylla
heinia soi.
Yossa kaipaan lohdutusta. Kuljen, etsin unohdusta. Mielen tayttaa murhe musta.
Mull' on paassa
kuva susta.
Elsa, olet kohtalon lapsi. Rakas tytteli mulle, taa on lauluni sulle.

The best performance of Total Eclipse of the Heart ever
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4462791062611472906&q=total+eclipse

A new video by shakira
http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/16141/Shakira_Spoof_Video.html

Sex And The City, Matrix Style
http://www.lemonzoo.com/funny_videos/14577/Sex_And_The_City_Matrix_Style.html

Shark vs. Octopus, the shark doesn't stand a chance
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3077330386558492499&q=octopus+shark

Don't try this at home
http://www.vinland.com/Towboat.html

They know what is what, but they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the fuck

Did you know, that the song Delilah is about a jealous man who knifes his two
timing girlfriend to death?

Haha. Nyt meni viimeinenkin uskottavuuden ripe prekariaateilta:
Lainaus sivulta http://perustulo.blogspot.com/2006/05/perustulo-faq-versio-11.h
tml
Tyovoiman nakokulmasta ei ole niin suurta valia, miten paaomapiirit
jarjestavat perustulon maksamisen. Kunhan maksavat. :)

Aika tuubaa

http://www.clipjunkie.com/Girl-caught-cheating-vid25.html

Ei saatana
http://www.clipjunkie.com/Nice-boobs-vid11.html

That's gotta hurt
http://www.clipjunkie.com/Fat-boy-owned-vid17.html

Don't fuck with fat ladies:
http://www.leakingpen.com/?disp=item&id=1617

A movie (about Mormons!) I'd like to see:
http://www.leakingpen.com/?disp=item&id=525

Gayness, blindness, it's all the same
http://www.random-good-stuff.com/random_good_stuff/2006/05/gay_blind_its_a.html

A little like Kyo and Aiwe's night drinking out, this image is about a pig's
adventure:
http://static.flickr.com/27/96532951_1039f9dd33_o.jpg

If you're lousy at folding shirts, try this: it works
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRGSwsrR9J0

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Psychedelic:
http://www.yenz.com/x-fish.html

http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~kalpaha/big_honkin_tits.png

Shakespearean insulter: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html

Poker rooms that give you free money (typically $10) to start playing -- with
no strings attached.
parbet.com, when you register through pokerisivut.com
The Gaming Club poker
Crazy vegas poker

Learn to play poker with Bill Fillmaff's Secret System:
http://www.billfillmaff.com/

Child Support Agency
The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing father's name details. These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, it takes the
prize.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by
Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do
manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you
can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen
again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so
would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please
advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to
me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you
ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146
Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when
you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Need some filler material for your essay? Borrow from these analogies:
http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/analogies.html

State of the union:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress2.shtml

Stiff nipples air conditioning:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/stiff2.htm

Donald Duck is a dirty pedophile:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/donald.htm

The moon conspiracy revealed!


It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly
and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The
very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing
itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time
-- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable
affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it
is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our
public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further
evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the
elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have
sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology
developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to
detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the
next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights,
the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the
difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with
a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your
name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with
information about you.

Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even
the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from
setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's
where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing
more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of
gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the
"moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare
to make use of their God-given rights at night!

Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this.
Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the
"moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before
1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at
the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he
may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent
faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history
of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No
longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

What you've always wanted to know: How to draw bubble letters
http://wiki.ehow.com/Draw-Bubble-Letters

Juontajalla pettää pokka:
http://media.exbyte.net/media/videos/e3d8d69de84a5c01fd943a53eca8ced6.wmv

Unsual ways to die:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths
I like in particular:
#
# 1327: King Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his
Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was murdered by having a
red-hot iron shoved up his anus.**

Absolutely hilarious site, just wait through the intro:
http://www.zombo.com/

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on
our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for
instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are
married with each other for that purpose.

As a warning for all the singles out there:
http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

Quotes from the url above


"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him." 

http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.htm
http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm

Testimonial:

 

Ninjas can kill anyone they want!  Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't
even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip
out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a
diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. 
My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because
the kid opened a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 **

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-10-12&res=l

#  Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone
also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the
station?"
# Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."**

My Girlfriend Took Up Poker by zero

The girlfriend took up poker, I can't believe its true;
She started online yesterday
And I'm not sure what to do....

She's already cost us money,
She's a hundred dollars down;
She says its 'cause she's had no luck -
All I do is frown.

She thinks she's tight/aggressive,
I wish that she were passive -
Even with a nine and four
I see her raising massive!

With every face card she must raise,
She says its 'cause they're "pretty"!
I just cringe and walk away
And sit and watch the footy.

She doesn't like the Ace of spades
'Cause its an "ugly" card;
I watched her muck it with a king
And almost hit her - HARD!

She says that it is "boring"
To be dealt a pocket pair;
I watched her folding bullets
And tore out half my hair!

In a hand against "SadRabbit"
She had him fully beat,
But she wouldn't "take advantage"
'Cause she thought his name was "sweet"!

If she holds the nuts she will not bet:
She thinks that its "unfair"!
And when re-raised she always calls
'Cause she's "got chips to spare"!

Now she's thinking of NO LIMIT!!
She thinks it might be fun!!!
- I'm going through my chest of drawers,
I'm looking for my gun!!

Downstairs and armed and dangerous,
Although it may be mean,
I take my aim and fire twice..........
And blow away the scr

The Men Commandments:
http://home.earthlink.net/~tgibson78/data/

http://www.huhcorp.com/about.htm

The euphemism generator:
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

Are gas prices getting you down? Just use dead cats instead:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html

Rock Paper Scissors, only with fifteen positions:
http://www.umop.com/rps15.htm

For the mudders who don't know how to dance:
http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/

Hear Bush tell the truth:
http://www.bushspeech.org/
(Use the Load button and select Most popular)

Are you playing the game of satan?
http://www.co.jyu.fi/~np/gameofsatan/

http://chuckcurrie.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jesusbushweb.JPG

Morning Differences:
Men and women are different in the morning. The men wake up aroused in the
morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are
thinking, 'how can he want me the way I look in the morning?' It's because we
can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Why roleplaying is satanism:
http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDanD.html

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President
Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a
bizarre death. Here is the story:

On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and
concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped
from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a
note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth
floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window
which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been
installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building
workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide
the way he had planned.

"Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide
and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he
intended, is still defined as committing suicide."

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not
have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to
feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence
the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They
were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was
so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the
pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is
guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the
old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the
shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to
threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder
her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is,
the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son
loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired
that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing
the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun
with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now
becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son
was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the
failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump
off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast
passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself
so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. 

Everything you ever wanted to know about farts:
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Old goodie:
http://www.linkworld.ws/funny/monkey/

Song I liked for a long time, but only today found out the name:
Poets of the Fall - Late Goodbye

Oh the joys of soundcard:
http://www.clickpix.de/horses.htm

http://www.resort.com/~prime8/Orwell/patee.html

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/pics/humor/div/215.html

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

http://maddox.xmission.com/

<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach
n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're
too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep
the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

The same story darol told at the cottage:
http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-04.html

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2003-06-30&res=l

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