My cat walked on my keyboard, and it spelled out a name. On a lark, I decided
to finger the character, and wow I discovered the greatest legacy of any
player ever to grace batmud, here it is for yyour amusement and also to help
keep me in the running for "best bs" (gosh I hope I am in the running at
least!)

Named obscured to protect the... um innocent I guess.


Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Race: Neuter Ogre Level: 1
Age : 3min and 21s Email: 0
IP #: xxx.xx.xxx.xx (IP : xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)

Exp : 2 Safe: 0 Drained: 0 Total Exp : 0
Gold: 0 Bank : 0.00 Task Points: 0

Stats : Str ( Dex (4) Con (9) Int (3) Wis (3) Cha (50) Siz (17)
Guilds: Nomad (1)
Boba : None

Start : city/church/hall
State : Last on 1y, 180d, 9h, 43min and 27s ago. Was destructed.

No plan.
*** SUICIDED CHARACTER ***
Command history:
suicide
suicid
password
passowrd
score
More (77%) [qpbns?]
show skills
use create torch
show skills
skills
continue
select good
selegtct good


Ok so let's break it down... he issued only 12 commands. 3 were typos. one
was an attempt to use a non existant skill. Then he checks his available
skills, does a score, realizes he totally sucks yet thinks "hmm maybe i out to
protect my character by setting the password. mmediately after doing this,
reality sets in and he has a flash of self preservation and ends it all,after
typoing it ofcoz

12 commands and 3 typos - you've got a smart cat

++ Gore