Q: How many BatMUD wizards does it take to replace a 60W lightbulb?
A: 2. One to replace it with triple 1200W floodlights, one to smash them week
later and replace with a 15W flaslight that needs it batteries replaced
manually every 2 hours, thus rendering the lightbulb useless and forcing all
the players to reinc to infra races.
Q: How many BatMUD wizards does it take to replace a 60W lightbulb?
A: 2. One to replace it with triple 1200W floodlights, one to smash them week
later and replace with a 15W flaslight that needs it batteries replaced
manually every 2 hours, thus rendering the lightbulb useless and forcing all
the players to reinc to infra races.
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:wq!
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...oh yeah, and three years later a third wizard who was a mortal back when
the lightbulb system was tuned, recodes the old 60W lightbulb system, but
forgets to implement an on/off switch ,)