Bord of Chaos = someone who's re-reinced into the guild so many times, waiting
for the new guild to show up, that they've actually tried plunging archwizards
into the chaos pool to see what happens.

BotCon = a gathering of mudders who play with excessive triggers

Clownes = funny monsters show up and taunt each player

Erchant = someone who tries to fix your eq but ends up breaking it

Experifence = the mysterious force that keeps highbies out of tnewbie areas

Exquipment = what you lost in the crash

Goremaster = the most cruel and evil bard

Hearly Equal = your friends have told you the monster is about your level of
power, but you haven't actually considered it yourself

Heleport = navigator who fails teleport without error, or more precisely fails
the landing part at the end

Mamogran = a newbie helper only interested in your breasts

Preboot = the time after Damogran's award

Tiafat = a horribly obese dragon who ate too many mortals

Tonmen = a race with way too many kilos, probably headed by Tiafat

Triger = Player [party]: claw hits (2 round stun) *recasting* #nigs# Hp
345/760

Worpal = a poorly-crafted sword carried by Burgle when he's drunk

Thanks to all who sent these and others in.

Shinarae Lluminus