In a crazy world!



Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?

A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.


Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.

A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.


Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?

A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.


Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any
weapons of mass destruction, did we?

A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden.
Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right
before the 2004 election.


Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass
destruction?

A: To use them in a war.


Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that
they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use
any of those weapons when we went to war with them?

A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know
they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the
thousands rather than defend themselves.


Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to
die if they had all those big weapons with which they
could have fought back?

A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make
sense.