Do not read this with out a sense of humor

A posh hotel has three weddings on the same day, and at the end of the night,
the three grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the day\'s events over a couple
of beers.

One asks the other two: \"Listen, it\'s our wedding night and I was
wondering
-- how many times are we expected to... um... you know... do it?\"

Eventually, they decide to retire to their respective wives and plan to meet
up the following morning over breakfast to discuss what went on.

Suddenly, one of the grooms pipes up, \"Hold on lads, we can\'t discuss
our first night\'s marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new
wives sitting with us.\"

\"You\'re right. What we\'ll do then, is make every piece of toast we
order with our breakfast represent the amount of times we did it,\"
offers another groom.

They all decide that it\'s an excellent idea and depart.

The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a bit
disheveled, but that\'s nothing compared to the brides, who can barely stagger
across the room.

The first groom places his order with the waitress: \"Hello, I\'ll have
the full English breakfast with three pieces of toast please.\"

The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange juice in a
toast to his fantastic prowess.

The waitress moves to the second couple and the groom orders, \"I too
shall have the full English breakfast, but could I have four pieces of
toast?\"

The waitress gets to the last groom. \"I shall also have the full English
breakfast please, yet I shall have...\" he takes a deep breath,
\"seven, yes, seven pieces of toast,\" he calls for everyone\'s
benefit, while flashing a big grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him
in disbelief.

\"Seven pieces of toast sir?\" asks the waitress, \"why,
that\'s an awful lot.\"

\"Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is.\"

She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave, the groom
calls after her again and says, \"And by the way love, can you make two
of those brown?\"