Hobbitses should not wear nasty bootses! They hide the hairses of their
footses! Iivyl hobbitses are proudses of their hairy feetses!
I.e remove hobbits' feet slots! (and perhaps give them something nice in
return, more tankstats?)
But, if we remove the poor hobbits' feet slots, they'll have to hobble around
on stubs. We can't have that. We'll get the pro-hobbit organizations on our
ass.