A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young
teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the
back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting.
He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He
rolls the window down. Yes officer? I have to ask you, what are you doing?
Well sir, I am reading a magazine. What about the young lady in the backseat?
The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a
pullover sweater." "How old are you young man?" the officer asks. I am 25
Officer. And the girl? The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18
in 11 minutes."