Two men and a woman, described in a Cape Times (Cape Town, South Africa) story
as loan sharks, brought the corpse of Thozamile Patrick Apolis in a wheelchair
into an FNB Provincial bank in June in an attempt to withdraw his pension
(signing for it by "helping" Apolis move his hand across the paper), but a
skeptical customer, who kept demanding that bank officials check for a pulse,
scared off the three, who left the body behind. [Cape Times, 6-8-04]