One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone
handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters.
She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding
none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.

The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board.

Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words,

'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'