Hello!

In contrary to my own belief, when I drink alcohol, I\'ll get drunk. In
contrary to my mother\'s belief, I like it too. In addition, it seems I like
to sing when I\'m drinking. I guess the players here like music too,
especially if the music is from a TV series which is all about the mating
habits of a hot female vampire hunter that hunts horny male vampires -- when
she isn\'t having gothic sex with female or male members of any species, of
course.

So, here\'s something you too can sing during your drunken loneliness. But,
first things first, you more than likely need the original songs to even
understand what the lines below are about, so launch your favourite warez
software and illegally download and share these pieces of commercially
available music:

1. In Flames - Episode 666
2. Paradise Lost - As I Die
3. Radiohead - Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box
4. Madonna - Hung Up

Now comes the fun part, which I call as \"the fun part\" -- while
singing you must guess which song the different altered lyrics belong to.
Trust me, it\'s harder than it seems; I have personally tried it almost once
and only then was really sure about it.


Soth rape #666
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Welcome in,
this party is beginning
Better to cast your spells
Remember not
to prot too much
and your part will be
numbingly pleasant

Non-caring is the easiest way
and to secure your access to another plate
you have to rape him once again
Stoned tank members turn on their TV
while casters blast this knight to skies
Dicing over another set of useless shit
and dreaming of... power... (oh, yeah)

This is Soth rape kill 666
destination... chaos
(each and all a player blind)

This is Soth rape kill 666
destination... sales
(each and all minmaxers blind)

[original: In Flames - Episode 666]


As I Die
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As I die

*CRIT* ...his cold ray hurt me
while I wait to claw right through
Mob cursed me...
Sir John has grappled you!

Slaad-Lords come and fight
My handless team is wiped

As I die
RIPping through the MUD
Rate becomes untrue

STUN... the worst damn version
True heal remains uncast
Panicked now...
the action of a fool!

Slaad-Lords come and fight
They taunt me... as I die

I\'m taking a ress,
you take what you get
Those healers have no pride
Clones are released
and wipes are ahead
I might as well suicide
You - unpain me
can\'t you see
I\'m not healer
Tears are flowing free
reinc goes by...
As I die

[original: Paradise Lost - As I Die]


Reincs like sardines in a tin box
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After years of playing
nothing gaining
And your reinctax before your eyes
you realise...

You\'re irrational man
get off, get off
Get off that race

You\'re irrational man
Get off that reinc
Get off that reinc

After years of playing...

After years of playing
nothing gained
Then you realise you\'re playing
playing it the wrong way...

You\'re irrational man
Get off that race
Get off that race

You\'re irrational man
Get off that reinc
Get off that reinc

[original: Radiohead - Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box]


Newbie master assassin tiger hunting its prey
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Stats come back so slowly...
(x6)

Every little tank that you sum and kill
you fuck up
and have them run from you
Training up your claw every night and day
oh wake up
they\'re so much better than you

Time goes by so slowly for those who inflate
go ask mom and donate
Those who rock seem to have all the fun
you\'re far out
and don\'t know what to do

Stats come back so slowly...
(x3)
You don\'t know what to do

Every little tank that you sum and kill
you fuck up
and have them run from you
Training up your claw every night and day
oh wake up
they\'re so much better than you
(x2)

Kill-kill-kill!
tells you once Ramon
The mask is on
shadow leap loading on...
\"Oh-shit-fuck
agro mob in the room
and I\'m done
and will be seen on \'ghost who\'\"

I can\'t keep on wasting poor you
I know that you\'re still shadow leaping
Don\'t snoop on me
cause I\'ll find it out
You\'ll wake up one day
and it\'ll be in hell

Every fucking thing that you say or do
oh shut up
I\'m gonna ignore you
Slowing down my rate every night and day
I\'m fed up
and will so fuck up you
(x2)

[original: Madonna - Hung Up]


Okay, I lied. There was no fun part, but since you don\'t care, neither will
I.

::Mingray

B.S: Default race adjectives really suck (especially those that have no real
meaning, except being stupid). Someone already mentioned this before, but I
say it again: default race adjectives are bad and should be removed.p\' im gay
and nerdMingray the bony Skeleton... skeleton, huh? Bony skeleton?! Hmm... no
really, BONY?!?! NO SHIT! When you said you played a skeleton I was way off
thinking what it looks like, but thanks to your great adjective, I was able to
figure it out after all! Thanks codemasters and philologists!