I'm slowly cobbling together some walking directions. They can be found at:

www.megami.com/bat_help_directions.php

Wether or not insular oldbies and idiot newbies should be coddled is an open
topic for debate, but the fact of the matter is I'd rather more of my old
friends kept playing Bat, and I don't care if that requires me going to the
effort of helping them adapt to the big changes we've had.