I just realized I ended a news post with one of those lame "Oooh, the wizards
made a big scary blunder." post scripts. We need a feature that searches news
articles for post scripts and replaces them with "I like to eat teh tacos." so
everyone can have a good laugh and imagine what the person was actually trying
to be witty about. Or, should they not find tacos funny, just skip to the
second part.