A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th
anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years
ago, the wife asks the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front
of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replies, "All I wanted to do was screw your brains out and
suck your breasts dry."
"What are you thinking now?" the wife asks as she undresses.
The husband quickly replies: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."