For those of you who are uneducated about how the magic 8 ball works, I am
here to inform you. First off, there are a few rules that need to followed in
order for you to achieve a successful 8ball reading. First, ask your question
as specifically as possible. This allows for the margin of error to be quite
miniscule. The 8ball only tells the future, it cannot read your mind and
interpret brain waves. Second rule, do not use the 8ball more than one time
per minute, this rule is very important because if you consistantly use the 8
ball, it will give you falsified results. Third rule, only ask the 8 ball a
question one time. The answer it gives you is the final answer. Do not ask the
8 ball the same question over and over until you receive your desired answer.
The 8 ball will only fuck with your head. Fourth rule, have faith in the 8
ball, for it is never wrong. Without faith, you are lost. Thank you.

-Hack

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