The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists... Two men
and
a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you
will find your wife sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You
can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, Then
you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, "I
tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it
takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was
given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet.
The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death
with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

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