A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE African American
guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints dead away and falls
to the floor. The big dude kneels down and
brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.

When the little guy finally comes around, the
big guy asks him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says,
"Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on
your face and figured I'd just give you the answers
to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a
20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and
my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought
you said, 'Turn around'