I attacked and took over two sovereign countries without provocation.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit of any country in the
world. Due to my tax breaks, that largely benefit the wealthy and make sure
the poor get nothing, we now have the largest federal deficit in US history.

I set an economic record for the most private bankruptcies filed in the US
in any 12-month period.

I set an all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the US stock
market.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation of any president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US
history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences held by any president
since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use
the national reserves as past presidents have.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any other person in the history of humankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.