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25 Aug 2003 00:50
 
 
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of
war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.


PERSONAL REFERENCES:

For personal references, please speak to my dad or uncle James Baker. (They
can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping
divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next war.)

 
 
 
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