Feeling bored? Nobody to talk to? Too lazy to personalize your mails?

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Based on input and research of some of the LEADING Internet direct
marketing (read: spammers), we too offer YOU the possibility to send
FREE mails to a wider distributionlist through our grandiose patented
mudmailer. simply type:

mail gore,$(friends),zin

*OR*

mail goretest,$(name_of_some_friendlist),nomiculious

and you are all set to go!!!

Manage your eq society, send out holiday greetings WITHIN SECONDS!
The possibilities are ENDLESS! ORDER NOW!!!

(Feature subject to standard rules concerining spamming and abuse
of services of BatMUD. Batteries not included).