A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they
share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry"
and is going to get a drink from the river.

Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the
lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's
the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned,
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds
the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and
says, "Hey!"

The Monkey looks down and says...."Fuuuuuuuuck,......DUDE,.......how much
water did you drink?!!"