Fuck you very much the FCC,
Fuck you very much for fining me,
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
So Im really out of luck,
Thats more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.

So fuck you very much the FCC,
For proving that free speech just isnt free.
Clear channels a dear channel,
So Howard Stern must go.
Attorney General Ashcroft doesnt like strong words and so,
Hes charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh,
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much dear Mr Bush,
For heroically sitting on your toosh.
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who pale,
Lets send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail.
Shes an uppity rich bitch,
And at least she isnt male,
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you Mr Dickhead Cheney too,
Fuck you and fuck everything you do,
Your pacemaker must be a fake, you havent got a heart,
As far as Im concerned youre just a pasty faced old fart.
And as for Condoleeza, shes an intellectual tart,
So fuck you all so very much.

So fuck you very much the EPA,
For giving all Alaskas oil away,
It really is a bummer,
When I cant fill my hummer,
The ozones a no-go zone now that Arnolds here to say,
The Nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA,
So fuck you all so very much.

So what the planet fails,
Lets save the great white males!
And fuck you all so very much

Music and lyrics: Eric Idle