If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands
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If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi And the bank
takes back your Audi And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. And your ties to them are
showin', bomb Iraq. If the smoking gun ain't
smokin' We don't care, and we're not jokin' That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb
Iraq. So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections Close your mind and take directions, Bomb
Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. Yay! the clouds of war are
storming, bomb Iraq. If the ozone hole is
growing Some things we prefer not knowing (Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, From his favorite little laddy,
bomb Iraq. Saying no would look like
treason It's the Hussein hunting season Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.