Bodor perforates you sparking a limb to slice open.
Your gem gets damaged; it's now in incredible condition.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your sexy red blouse from getting
scratched.
Your string gets damaged; it's now in excellent condition.
Your roast gets damaged; it's now in fine condition.
Your sexy red robe gets damaged; it's now in good condition.
Your thing gets damaged; it's now in battered condition.
Your glass gets damaged; it's now in excellent condition.
Your kerbholz gets damaged; it's now in great condition.
Your kerbholz gets damaged; it's now in good condition.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your kerbholz from getting scratched.
Your kerbholz gets damaged; it's now in great condition.
Smiling devilishly Bodor rams you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

For the love of god, could this dam be limited to armours and weapons.

-Era of the demon race.