A strange orb was found in Domgroth's mansion. A drunken gnome was hired to
try what it does. The rumour is that once the gnome touched the orb, he was
never seen again.
When inquired, the discoverer told that the orb was found "on some random
guard or something, I don't know. Are you going to drink that?"
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.
-- Sir Henry Rawlinson