A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami. "The material we put into
our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red
meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded
with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the
long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "But there is one
thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.
Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front
row, raised his hand and said, "Vedding Cake?"
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