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| The Shadowkeep Players present |
| .oO Captain of the guard Oo. |
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| An exciting and witty soliloquy |
| written and performed by Vince. |
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| The critis would applaud it if they'd |
| seen it, but they haven't, so they |
| don't applaud it yet, but after it is |
| performed they will applaud it! |
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| On this fine afternoon at |
| 14:45 (EST) |
| in the Shadowkeep amphitheater! |
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