They never could have guessed, that it would be like that in Perna. Hot,
Steamy, Aggressive and horny, thats what it was like. The Shamen was old but
he still had his funny looking wooden stick up in his ars... in his hand.
"This is the first Pernapeeler ever made, it was given to me by the first
pernarcation of Jorse". We sat down to the edge of perna, burning, but fakers.
"Time to Peel", the shaman said, and peeld. We were so perna , that we really
had to. Next morning, I was bit confused, but the little scar on my tummy told
me, that his name is Bill and he is from Mars.

Hyvää Juhannusta, ja pernaclubilaisille enemmän.