Four rabbis were walking in a park and had an argument about the Bible. It so
happened that they were divided in their opinions three against one. The one
who was left started to pray to God: 'Lord, I know I am right, please give
some sign so that these stupid ones would know it!' Right after he prayed so,
the sky became dark and there was thunder. 'You see?!', shouted the one rabbi,
'God Himself says that I'm right!' The other three just laughed: 'Bullshit,
just coincidence!' The rabbi then raised his hands up to the sky and said
loudly: 'God, I beg You, give one more sign!' And at once lightning hit the
tree that was standing near them. 'Do you see now? I was right after all!' The
three still laughed: 'That's no proof, there's always lightning during a
storm.' The one rabbi gathered all his strength and shouted at the top of his
lungs: 'God, please give a better sign to these three dumbasses, you see I am
powerless to convince them!' Suddenly a roaring voice came out of the sky: 'HE
IS RIGHT!' The other three thought for a momement and said: 'So what? Any way
you put it, it's still 3 against 2!'