A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:
- \"But I don\'t have any money. But I\'d do ANYTHING to get a message to
my
mother\".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
- \"Anything?\" he asked.
- \"Yes, yes, anything\" the blonde promised.
- \"Well then, just follow me\" said the man as he walked towards
the next
room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
- \"Come in and close the door\" the man said. She did.
He then said,
- \"Now get on your knees\". She did.
- \"Now take down my zipper\". She did.
- \"Now go ahead ...take it out...\" he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands... then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered,
- \"Well ... go ahead\".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it...and while holding it
close to her lips, tentatively said...
- \"Hello, mom, can you hear me?\"