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15 Jan 2005 05:50
 
 
How to build a better campfire


15 Steps to build a campfire.

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers.

2. Bandage left thumb.

3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments.

4. Bandage left foot.

5. Make structure of slivers(including those embedded in hand).

6. Light match

7. Light match

8. Repeat "a scout is cheerful," and light match.

9. Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments, and blow gently into base of
flames.

10. Apply Burn ointment to nose.

11. When fire is burning, collect more wood.

12. Upon discovery that fire has gone out during your absence, soak wood with
liquid from can labeled "kerosene."

13. Treat face and arms for second degree burns, and relabel your can to read
"gasoline."

14. When fire is burning well, add all remaining wood.

15. When thunderstorm has passed, repeat steps 1 through 14.


 
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