There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling
so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in
the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to
have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the
camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge
to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by
running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after
riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a
broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He
went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl
said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew
a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three
girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short
while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.