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#1
19 Jul 2005 22:55
 
 
This is the situation: there's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle
watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles of
metalheads as knights.

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,
saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes
and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the
dancing). Then all leave....without the princess.

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,
skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her
belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her,
then leaves.

 
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