One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad, i need to know the
meaning of hypothetically and realisticly for school." So the father replies,
"Go ask ur mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars." So the
little boy go's and asks and sure enough she says yes. His dad says ok now go
ask ur sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars. So, he does
and sure enough she says yes. So the father says, "You see son, hypothetically
we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realisticly, we are living with a
couple of whores."

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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.