When I find my code in tons of trouble,
friends and colleagues come to me
speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
and bugs are all that I see,
somewhere, someone whispers:
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C,
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C
If you've jsut spend nearly 30 hours
debugging some assembly,
soon you will be glad to
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C,
Only wimps use BASIC
Write in C A thousand people sewar by T.P.
Seven is the one for me,
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C,
PASCAL won't quite cut it,
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C,
Don't even mention COBOL
Write in C
And when the screen is fuzzy,
and the editor is bugging me,
I'm sick of ones and zeros,
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C,
JAVA's not the answer
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C,
The goverment loves ADA,
Write in C
Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C,
Forget the EIFEL
Write in C

A hits you.

everthing after this is total bs ok?

This place is reserved for something more intelligent.