1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my
watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why
the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid
$12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must
have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?"
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?