I always figured a big point with bard kbh was to clearly demonstrate to the
populace the nature of the guild.
Like consider how priests are evil, rangers like forests and so on. Well,
bards are assholes.
There are several bard songs that are basically nothing but little ways to say
'fuck you' to those around you.
Catchy singalong and melody of misadventurer are both good examples of spells
that people definately do not want cast on them. Nonetheless, bards do it.
So the point pretty much has to be, that just as priests are evil, bards are
assholes. All of them. On purpose
And if you somehow work yourself past showing this to others, that has to be
cheating.
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