Trainee Assistant Banana Ripener

Global Fruit Co. Ltd is the sole authorised distributor for Del Monte
fresh produce in Ireland and is currently seeking an individual to join us as
Trainee / Assistant Banana Ripener. In this role you will be responsible for
the ripening of bananas, stock control, customer continuity as well as the
supervision of intake staff and forklift drivers. The successful candidate
will be computer literate with a good knowledge of Excel. You will also
possess good numerical skills and excellent organisational abilities. As this
is a unique role, previous experience is not necessary, but you must be
dedicated, committed and willing to learn. Full training will be provided.
Experience in the fruit business an advantage.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/31/trainee_banana_ripener/

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