The little black boy went into the kitchen, his mother was
making fried chicken. He put his hand in the flour and patted it
one his face. He said, "Look mom I'm a white boy." She slapped
him in the face and told him to go tell his father what he did.

He said, "Look dad I'm a white boy." His father slapped him told
him to go tell his grandmother what he has done.

Now his grandmother slapped him and told him to go see his
mother. He went back into the kitchen and his mother asked if he
had learned anything from this. He said yes I've only been white
for 5 min and I already hate niggers

++Noitis