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#1
11 Aug 2008 23:18
 
 
A few days ago our Russian friends receive new type of Niggerian fraud emails.

Probably, all of us got such kind of emails before, but at this time our South
African friends got something new from beneath of their imagination depth, I
wonder if someone falls for this?

Read the text below:


I pray that this email reaches you in the best of health. This letter may come
to you as asurprise due to the fact that we have not yet met.
The message could be strange but it's real and you will realise this if you
pay some attention to it. I want to notify you about it at least for the sake
of your integrity.

My name is Major Greg Boner Moyo, a direct and only remaining member of the
wealthy Moyo family. I am an astronaut with the South African Air Force and on
loan to the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA).

In 2003 I left earth aboard the Mars Rover, Spirit. Seven months later I
arrived on Mars.Prior to departing earth, I deposited the amount of US$
11,600,000 (Eleven million, six hundred thousand United States
dollars) in four safety galvanized boxes in a European financial institution
which will be disclosed to you upon your acceptance of my proposal.

Last year, during the course of my research on Mars, I was ambushed by a group
of analdwelling rebel Martians who inflicted great torturous pain upon my body
with anal probes.

After a few weeks of enduring the physical pain, they released me. As a direct
result of this cruelty, I am now very ill with a ruptured uterus that has
defiled all forms of medical treatment and which has been deemed to be
inoperable by my Martian surgeons. I am writing this mail to you on a laptop
from my hospital bed in the Martian capitol of Zhwrong.

I now have but a few weeks to live and I am far too ill to endure the long and
arduous journey back to my South Africa home. Therefore I have decided to
donate the bulk of my fortune to a church or charitable organisation that will
utilize this money in the manner which I shall impart to you later. In return
for your assistance, I shall authorise you to keep 30% of this fund for your
trouble and aggravation plus an additional 10% to cover your expenses.

You should contact my attorney in Johannesburg immediately with your address
andtelephone number and he will give you his full contact information and
guidance so that we can make arrangements as soon as possible.

Contact Barrister Richard Hardon Baloye
Barristers & Solicitors,
Johannesburg, South Africa
Email:rev.georgeharris2@live.com

Sincerely yours,
Major Greg Boner Moyo,
National Aeronautics and Space Administration Elysium Veterinary Infirmary
Zhwrong, Mars Nano nano

^o^

 
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Favorit
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#2
12 Aug 2008 08:44
 
 
Dont bother. I already ripped the 4.6 million dollars from him.

PS. Those injuries fron anal probing were really nasty!

 
 
 
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#3
13 Aug 2008 01:12
 
 
Regarding bs post 10993, I don't know which is more disturbing, that the fraud
worker chose the name "Major Boner" and thought it would work, or that Favorit
grossly mispelled the name "Nigerian" into something...else.

Shinarae Lluminus

 
 
 
Shinarae
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#4
13 Aug 2008 12:54
 
 
Shinarae wrote:
Regarding bs post 10993, I don't know which is more disturbing, that the fraud
worker chose the name "Major Boner" and thought it would work, or that Favorit
grossly mispelled the name "Nigerian" into something...else.

Shinarae Lluminus
Shinarae, it was a copy-paste form a website, i noticed that misspell as well
:)

^o^

 
 
 
Favorit
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#5
13 Aug 2008 14:03
 
 
Favorit wrote:
Shinarae wrote:
Regarding bs post 10993, I don't know which is more disturbing, that the fraud
worker chose the name "Major Boner" and thought it would work, or that Favorit
grossly mispelled the name "Nigerian" into something...else.

Shinarae Lluminus
Shinarae, it was a copy-paste form a website, i noticed that misspell as well
:)
But he didn't notice his own form word lolololol

 
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