Though I counted on your native feral survival instincts, I did not expect a
plan of such evil genius. Imagine how foolish and naive humans must be to
accept your "fix"! My mind boggles at the ease with which you have conned the
gullible gallery of idiots in Congress and the mainstream media:

1. you diminish the powers of the Federal agencies and favor the "shadow
government" Federal Reserve, which is not even a government agency but a
private institution
2. Instead of proposing transparency, you are adding another layer of secrecy
in what the Fed can investigate and do to "fix" future problems
3. Enable more "self-regulation" (hahahaha, I can't stop laughing at this one!
You really are a comedian!)

I am still amused that the American populace hasn't noticed that you, Master
of the Dark Arts at Goldman Sachs, have been duly appointed as the wolf
assigned to guard the sheep. Now you have suggested opening the rusty wire
fencing and lighting the opening so your brethren can more easily slip in and
slaughter as many sheep as they wish--and the American sheep sit there
mesmerized by my other crowning achievement, the TV, blithely accepted that
the most voracious, cleverest wolf is now their "guardian." Never in my
wildest imaginations did I hope for such gross stupidity, ignorance and
naivite.

Keep up the fine work--

Your Lord and Master,

Lucifer