1."The Tanking Oil Market Slammer" 1 shot of Cantarell Fields Tequila, 1 Shot
of Gazprom Vodka, 1 shot of Nitro-Glycerin, add ice, shake violently, watch
the whole thing go up in smoke, drink in the fumes.

2."The Insolvent Bank 50:1 Leveraged Sunset" 1 shot of Beefeater's British
Gin, 1 shot of Jack Daniels, cranberry juice, 50 shots of Everclear Grain
Alcohol purchased only on credit card debt, mix together, pound it down,
wobble, fall over, die of alcohol poisoning.

3."The 20% Unemployed Suicidal Death Bomb" 5 shots of cheap-ass whiskey, 2
shots of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill, 1 can of Old Milwaukee beer, mix
together, guzzle quickly, forget your worries, forget your name, vomit, pass
out, wake up, repeat as necessary.

4."The Bernanke-Paulson Bleeding Rectal Fizz" 1 shot Johnny Walker Red, 1 shot
Chambord, 1 shot Cherry Brandy, 1 shot Grenadine, 2 parts soda water, one
tablespoon baking soda, 1 tablespoon molasses, mix carefully, bend over, up it
goes, jump up and down, call an ambulance.

5."The Afghan Shooter" One shot of Ouzo, one tablespoon gunpowder, stir until
muddy, add ice, place in AK-47, open wide, blast away, call up more troops.

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