So this bus full of hideous, ugly people careen off a bridge and all die a
horrible, fiery death. They all get up to heaven and Jesus is waiting for
them...

"Oh, hey guys. Sorry about that. It wasnt your time. So to make it up to you,
I'm going to use my Super Jesus powers and grant you all one wish before you
enter Heaven for forever and ever."

First person says, "I'm terribly ugly. I'd love to be beautiful and gorgeous!"

Jesus nods his head, and POOF! The woman is beautiful.

The rest of the ugly people in line see this and all wish for the same thing.
Jesus is working his way down the line when the guy in the back starts
cracking up. As Jesus gets closer and closer to the end, the guy is laughing
even harder. Finally Jesus gets to him, explains the story, and waits for the
guys wish.

The guy takes a moment to compose himself....

"Hahaha! oh man, oh man...." *deep breath* "make'em all ugly again."

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If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.