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Yo momma's so fat she's taking steps to improve her diet and is beginning a
mild exercise regimen.
mild exercise regimen.
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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!"
But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand
him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as
all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be
punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and
begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why
he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand
him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as
all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be
punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and
begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why
he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
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4
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4
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