Key:
A = action performed
R = response received

9. A: Wearing a suit to a tailcoat party
R: No biggie, everyone knows you're a dork anyway.

8. A: Asking a lady about her age
R: Hey, that's a sensitive subject.

7. A: Asking a lady about her weight
R: A bit careless. Some silent treatment ensues.

6. A: Laughing at a funeral
R: Joker, huh? Pull yourself together, Jesus Christ!

5. A: Failing table manners in traditional Japan
R: Hmm, seems normal, but somehow it's getting uncomfortably cold.

4. A: "SSC Napoli?" in Naples
R: Diarrhea of incomprehensible monologue. Maybe about Maradona.

3. A: Questioning a man's sexual orientation
R: You just made yourself a lifelong enemy, fucker!

2. A: Speaking English in France
R: Depends on their arrogance level. Goes from high to extreme.

1. A: Degrading Mohammad in Iran
R: Violent action ensues. In the name of peaceful Allah.

0. A: Ress botting in BatMUD
R: After a public comment find
yourself on another ignore list.
They didn't accept from you anyway:
Just quit.
No, really.
They rather idle in Hell
than take it from you.
You respond too fast anyway:
Just quit.
No, really.
There's no such thing
as free exp.