10 things you can learn from Bat:

1) Many times it is not important who does the real work or saves your butt.
The "best dude" is the one that can fool statistics the most (p stats).

2) If you get bitten by poisonous snake you should run asap to Sauna.

3) Muffins, cereal and homecooked pills really are good for you.

4) You should really watch out for scorpions... their sting might really hurt
more than you would have guessed.

5) Kicking random street lamps might give you surprise rewards.

6) Public transport (like ferries) really are slow way to travel nowadays.

7) If you don't bury the corpses they will come haunting you.

Overweight really seems to be becoming a problem... at least easiest way to
get some help is asking for a 'meatwall'.

9) Stethoscope isn't just a tool for doctors, its critical for everyone to
carry around or you wouldn't know when to act. Also it doesn't really tell the
actual heartbeat of the person you apply it to, just rather spams you some
'Dunk dunk' constantly making you feel safe and happy.

10) Always remember to kill the cow after milking.


- Z