A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday I need to inspect your farm for
illegal growing drugs.

I said Okay , but dont go in that field over there..,

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me! Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant
officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. See this fucking badge?!
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land !! No
questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?. do you
understand?!!
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I
heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life,
being chased by my big old mean bull With every step the bull was gaining
ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that hed sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my
tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs..

Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!

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