Back in late Novemeber of 2013 Okk, Areandir (Okk's son), Kanis and I were
playing pathfinder in Kanis' livingroom. Kanis was the GM while Okk was a
cavalier, I was a halfling wizard, and Areandir was somekinda ranger dude.

To make getting around easier my halfling character would ride on the back of
Okk's character's horse. Which was also useful in combat, provided i managed
to stay on. Around the 3rd or 4th time my halfling was catching a ride Okk
and I were given each other crap, like you do. Since I'm mooching off his
character and his mount he asked if my character ate horse shit for breakfast,
to which i replied yes. Okk smirks and loudly asks how his dick tastes.

I stare at Okk for several seconds... then shout HORSE FUCKER! Kanis and I
are red in the face and bent over laughing, Okk is just red in the face and
staring death at me, and Areandir is just trying to melt in the couch and
avoid his dad's wrath. Good times.

A fun addition to this story is that I added Horsefuckerversary to my phone
calendar so I would always remember to give him shit about it. Well, at the
time my ex and I shared an iTunes account and then she added her mom. I
needed to reset my phone and in the process manages to add all my calender
events to everyone on the account calendars... to this day I have not
mentioned it to my ex's mother but she must have seen it.