Another year gone by, another year to be sorely disappointed with our version
of Santa. But wait, what if I get out of my Grinch-shell and hand out some
free gifts that are not Cherry Vodka bottles or Huge Frying Pans? Wouldn't
that be AWESOME? And it is my birthday to boot! Yes. Time to get rid of the
clutter in chests batmud style, by mb 1k sales on the bit better stuff and
completely free gifts randomly on the mediocre stuff. Yes. It is a happy day
and you fuckers are all invited.
Simplified english version: Free stuff, some sales pitches and maybe trivia
tonight, depending on how drunk I am. Come sing some carols with me!