As a Minnesota trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers his window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you
are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down
the street. Then the truck stops for another red light, the blonde
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up to the truck and
knocks on the door. Again the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the
trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red
light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets
out of her car runs up to the truck and knocks on the truck door. The
trucker lowers his window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker
revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, runs back to
the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she lowers it, he says....

"Hi. My name is Kevin and I work for the city. It's winter in Minnesota
and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK."